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Poophemisms 3

August 08, 2009

Today's Poophemism:


"Slay a Mud Dragon"

As in:
"Wow. I ate far too many Cheetos. Be right back- I sense a Mud Dragon in need of slaying."


Poo⋅phe⋅mism:
noun


1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To go tadpoling” is a poophemism for “to eat an entire bag of raisins and/or other small fruits, then produce piles of tiny bunny shits for the rest of the day.”

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