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Poophemisms 4

August 17, 2009

Today's Poophemism:

"Excommunicate a Righteous Duke"

As in:
"Is there a restroom in this cathedral? I need to go excommunicate a righteous duke."


Poo⋅phe⋅mism:
noun


1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To curl a bisquit” is a poophemism for “to defecate in the shape of a coiled serpent.”

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