>>USE FORK ON WHISTLE. EAT RATIONS. INTIMIDATE LUMPY...November 30, 2015
>>USE FORK ON WHISTLE. EAT RATIONS. INTIMIDATE LUMPY MASS.
You stick the FORK into the LUMPY MASS’s WHISTLE and wind it up like a bite of lengthy pasta.
“Look here,” you grumble at the moldy little fellow. “My lackey and I have had quite a rough journey, and we’re in need of refreshments.”
You take some RATIONS out of your pack and begin to munch on them, washing them down with gulps from your WATERSKIN.
“Now, I consider myself a friendly, stand-up sort of fellow, and I’d like nothing better than to bring a welcome-gift to my new co-workers. Kindly point me to the nearest bakery; I’ll go grab a tasty treat and come right back.”
“S-splendid!” Stammers the moldfellow. You can smell his fear. Your intimidation tactics seem to be working.
As you look down at your left hand starting to melt, you think it might have been a bad idea to store your RATIONS in the same bag as those MUSHROOMS.
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