ORC BORG has crash landed!

November 07, 2022

 I was honored to team up with prolific TTRPG writer Grant Howitt (Spire, Heart, Goblin Quest, Honey Heist) earlier this year to create ORC BORG: a standalone, space-orc-themed, Mork-Borg-powered romp in the form of a big, loud zine!

In it you'll find, amongst other things:

  • Everything you need to make an obsessive weirdo desperately trying to accelerate the apocalypse

  • New guns, powered and unpowered melee weapons, and lots of miscellaneous bits and pieces to steal from anyone foolish enough to leave them unguarded on account of being dead

  • Rules for piloting, fighting and stealing legendary Big Robots such as BANG TEN THOUSAND, MASSIVE PROBLEM, and RUST BITCH

  • Cybernetic limb replacement rules and a unique orc cyborg class called, ingeniously, the ORCBORG

  • Guidance for jamming existing dungeon maps into the Derelict to avoid doing any actual prep work

  • Two new kinds of Power: distilled Technowizardry (Summon a monorail car! 3D-print your dinner!) and yell-powered Orc Prayers (Make guns much louder, and therefore much deadlier! Get twice as big!)

  • You'll also be able to roll up new orcs on the fly with GENERATORC, a free web-based character generator! They wiggle around and make noises, even!

    Hop aboard the trash rocket at ORC BORG DOT COM !

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