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>>USE RUSTY FORK ON VIAL. USE BIT OF ROPE ON...

April 10, 2016
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>>PEE DOWN STAIRS. You let loose a torrent of SILVERY...

April 04, 2016
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#Batman wants a #hotdog #rollinkunz #illustration...

March 14, 2016
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GRAB LEAFY APPENDAGE. SCROUNGE. Bracing yourself against the...

March 13, 2016
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REMEMBER PAST LIVES. You bend down at one of the languid pools...

March 04, 2016
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STROLL PAST HALLUCINATIONS. You push past the rapidly-warping...

March 01, 2016
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LEARN ABOUT GREJORGIO. LOOT HOVEL. “Unwanted by the...

February 21, 2016
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GRAB STUFF. DISCARD. GIVE ORB TO NUGS. SPREAD TAX. You gather...

February 14, 2016
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LEVEL UP! Ontok has gained enough experience for the next...

February 08, 2016
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FLEX. DEMAND ANSWERS. Releasing the INVISIBLE TENDRILS of the...

February 08, 2016
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@griffinmcelroy You probably recognize this popular hangout- if...

February 06, 2016
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I seriously tried to make it just. .. as close to Bart Simpson...

February 06, 2016
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>>SQUEEZE THROUGH WOUND: You grunt as you contort your...

February 02, 2016
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>>PUNCTURE STOMACH LINING WITH LONG-SCYTHE. USE SCREAMING...

January 27, 2016
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>>TAUNT CTHULHUDOG: You goad the CTHULHUDOG into attacking...

January 13, 2016
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>>THROW ORB AT CTHULHUDOG. DIVE. SPEAK TO CTHULHUDOG. You...

January 11, 2016
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>>STINK AT NUG KING: You respectfully introduce yourself...

January 06, 2016
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>>ACQUIRE FETISH. SNEAK NORTH. You respectfully accept the...

January 03, 2016
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>>MAKE OFFERING. STINK. You check yourself for edible...

January 01, 2016
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>>CONSIDER FINGERS. COMMUNICATE PHEREMONOTONOUSLY. You...

December 20, 2015