Today's Poophemism:"Send a Snickers out to sea"
As in: "I'll change out of my swimming trunks later. Right now, I've got to send a Snickers out to sea."
Poo⋅phe⋅mism
–noun
| 1. | the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt. |
| 2. | the expression so substituted: “To 180 a big brown burrito” is a poophemism for “to take a huge, well-formed dump.” |