Leon, Human Hacker who Tinkers

Leon is a socially awkward techie, tall and lanky, somewhat pale, dark haired, and of Hispanic descent. His insecurities run deep enough to have body mods done to make his ears pointier and he attempts to pass for an elf at times. He is often seen wearing an armored trench coat and a pair of goggles and has plenty of pouches and tools of his trade. His cyberdeck is a recently acquired high-end user model, but he has several other customized devices created through his tinkering. This includes an always-in-reach environmental scanner that has the ability to detect the composition of substances, trace electronics, and other useful things.

His weapon is a custom built, bolt action weapon called the Mini MAC. It is a handheld mass driver that can be used to fire specialized ammo tipped with different effects, like small grenade rounds. As a backup, his glove handily conceals an integrated pistol-caliber holdout weapon with a single shot of anesthetic gas in case he’s cornered.

 Ry D’litning, Elven Mage that Rides the Lightning

Ry looks sort of like a young Elven Aryan wet dream with blue eyes, pale skin, and blonde long hair. He wears a stylish blue triangle-patterned duster with electric blue trim and has static electricity problems at times due to his affinity and ability to control electricity. He is also skinny and socially anxious, but very comfortable with electronic devices. His go-to weapons are a combat knife that he charges with a lethal shock and a Defiance Supershock taser gun with a pistol grip, but most of the time he relies upon his Palpatine-like ability to project electric bolts from his fingertips.

 Sidecar, Dwarf Face that Runs with Gangs

Sidecar is a tough looking scarred dwarf ex-go ganger with tied back red hair, and a huge braided red beard and moustache. His beard and moustache form a triad of thick locks held by huge gold rings. His oversized hands are calloused and he wears rings on most of his fingers. He wears a dirty brown duster with armor plating, and has kill trophies in the form of a huge necklace of severed dicks. The centerpiece of the dick necklace is the Mummified Dick of Amon Ra. He is zealous in the pursuit of his targets, and his preferred weapons are a huge battle axe designed for use by a troll, and a pair of blast knuckles to add bite to his punches.  

Although he is a fearsome hand to hand combatant, Sidecar’s strengths also lie in the arts of intimidation, manipulation, and negotiation. His reputation of relentlessness carried far in the streets before his gang was destroyed in a series of conflicts. He still continues to do small-time deals and hits along with his obese, unapologetically homosexual, big black lover that goes by the name of Driver.

 Thurdan, Elven Street Samurai that Trains as a Marksman

Thurdan is an older elf in his sixties. He has grey hair and several facial scars, and cybereye modifications. Thurdan is a former contract killer for the elven nations, and carries multiple trophy weapons in his pack with him whenever possible. His go-to weapons are the gold-plated, box-magazine AK97 assault rifle and a large silenced sniper rifle named Cherlene with an advanced scope.
Due to the dangerous nature of his assignments, Thurdan is currently wearing a mishmash of clothing- a retrofitted armor vest covers the remaining scraps of his custom camo business suit.

Yuri, Elven Mage that Commands Mental Powers

Yuri is an intense Elven mage from Russia with deep ties to the Vory (Russian Mafia). He has a grey ponytail covering up a gem on the back of his neck that he uses as a power focus. He wears a goatee. His armored duster covers multitudes of fetishes and trinkets to compliment his craft. When the situation requires an in depth interrogation, he will wear his ‘torture coat’: a sturdy apron with many implements of pain such as scalpels, pliers, knives, and even a small blowtorch kept in easy reach. Upon his head he wears a novelty drink hat designed to carry a container of tasty beverages, and a flexible straw protrudes down into his mouth so that he can fuel his functional, yet severe, case of alcoholism at will. One of Yuri’s most coveted possessions is his Enchanted Flask of Unending Vodka, which he keeps on his person at all times.

In recent days, Yuri has modified the use of his powers to include ‘napkin based damage’. By focusing his telekinetic abilities, he often hurls vodka-covered napkins at his foes and attempts to set them ablaze or creates makeshift molotov cocktails.

A man of few words but many rivets.

Done for the upcoming MistRunner RPG.

Here's a cover for a soon-to-be-published RPG, Mistrunner:

Yeah, I made that! :D

Here's a desktop background version, if'n you like:

Those dwarves... so boastful. This piece, another Shart, is hanging up in the UWM Union Atrium until the 17th of September!

It's been a while. 

I've had a lot going on; post-collegiate angst and all that... I realize it's no excuse, and I'm going to pledge right here, right now to put an end to this terrible hiatus. I have a ton of artwork piling up for your viewing pleasure, which will be posted, bit by bit, over the next few months (or years). 

I'm also looking into overhauling the site entirely; maybe getting a new design and registering a domain name that doesn't take a minute and a half to type. 

I also realize that these efforts at apology just aren't enough. I have betrayed you,  my audience, and for that, there is really only one acceptable salve:

Aww yeah. Let's do this.

This is a child Dwarf Hamster. He is a desert rodent, and has no fear of the unknown.

Still photos do not describe accurately the awkwardness of its movement.

It is a creature mostly interested in lightly suckling your hand-skin and then cleaning itself and falling asleep.

Pretty sure this one is a male, so I can't keep it (to avoid inbreedin' of the most graphic variety).

Here is a shot with Freddie, the Birth-Mother. She is a Dwarven Battlehamster, and enjoys eating her babies. (Nom nom nom)

This and the shot above were taken the day before they opened their eyes (which happens to be today).

Now they are a part of the world.

Barely an adorable mouthful.

Here's the money shot. This much cuteness is almost assuredly Illegal.

Feel better? No?

...Maybe when I put up some art, eh?