Poophemisms 2

August 03, 2009

Today's Poophemism:
"Sink a Naughty"
As in: "My stomach has been grumbling all day. I really think I need to go sink a naughty before it decides to swim to shore."
Poo⋅phe⋅mism

–noun

1.the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2.the expression so substituted: “To send a fat kid down the Slip'n'Slide” is a poophemism for “to take a crap that slides out easily, despite its solid, substantial form, due to the fact that there is still lubricant in one's anus.”

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