Greetings!
I've just today realized that I haven't posted on my proper website all year, and so I'm about to dump all of the updates and new projects and finished projects and new places to find me in a series of posts all at once.
I doubt you're reading this using ye olden RSS-feed method, but if you're still subscribed in that way: I apologize in advance.
Cheers!
Cheers!
I was honored to team up with prolific TTRPG writer Grant Howitt (Spire, Heart, Goblin Quest, Honey Heist) earlier this year to create ORC BORG: a standalone, space-orc-themed, Mork-Borg-powered romp in the form of a big, loud zine!
In it you'll find, amongst other things:
- Everything you need to make an obsessive weirdo desperately trying to accelerate the apocalypse
- New guns, powered and unpowered melee weapons, and lots of miscellaneous bits and pieces to steal from anyone foolish enough to leave them unguarded on account of being dead
- Rules for piloting, fighting and stealing legendary Big Robots such as BANG TEN THOUSAND, MASSIVE PROBLEM, and RUST BITCH
- Cybernetic limb replacement rules and a unique orc cyborg class called, ingeniously, the ORCBORG
- Guidance for jamming existing dungeon maps into the Derelict to avoid doing any actual prep work
- Two new kinds of Power: distilled Technowizardry (Summon a monorail car! 3D-print your dinner!) and yell-powered Orc Prayers (Make guns much louder, and therefore much deadlier! Get twice as big!)
- You'll also be able to roll up new orcs on the fly with GENERATORC, a free web-based character generator! They wiggle around and make noises, even!
