Today's Poophemism:
Poo⋅phe⋅mism:
noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To heave a bastard” is a poophemism for “to empty one's bowels in a passionate, potentially-trying manner.”
"Abort a Food-us"
As in:
"There's a men's room at the Planned Parenthood, right? I'm gonna show 'em how I abort a food-us."Poo⋅phe⋅mism:
noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To heave a bastard” is a poophemism for “to empty one's bowels in a passionate, potentially-trying manner.”
Today's Poophemism:
Poo⋅phe⋅mism:
noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To curl a bisquit” is a poophemism for “to defecate in the shape of a coiled serpent.”
"Excommunicate a Righteous Duke"
As in:
"Is there a restroom in this cathedral? I need to go excommunicate a righteous duke."Poo⋅phe⋅mism:
noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To curl a bisquit” is a poophemism for “to defecate in the shape of a coiled serpent.”
Minecraft is a browser-based, first-person construction game, currently free-to-play in alpha. As it's so easily accessable and multiplayer-ready, it's about equivalent to an afternoon of messing about with Legos with one's peers: Incredibly Fun.
Here is an invisible kitten that I made.
Today's Poophemism:
Poo⋅phe⋅mism:
noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To go tadpoling” is a poophemism for “to eat an entire bag of raisins and/or other small fruits, then produce piles of tiny bunny shits for the rest of the day.”
"Slay a Mud Dragon"
As in:
"Wow. I ate far too many Cheetos. Be right back- I sense a Mud Dragon in need of slaying."Poo⋅phe⋅mism:
noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To go tadpoling” is a poophemism for “to eat an entire bag of raisins and/or other small fruits, then produce piles of tiny bunny shits for the rest of the day.”
Today's Poophemism:"Sink a Naughty" As in: "My stomach has been grumbling all day. I really think I need to go sink a naughty before it decides to swim to shore." Poo⋅phe⋅mism
–noun
1. | the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression of defecation for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt. |
2. | the expression so substituted: “To send a fat kid down the Slip'n'Slide” is a poophemism for “to take a crap that slides out easily, despite its solid, substantial form, due to the fact that there is still lubricant in one's anus.” |