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“Unwanted by the authorities, eh?” you mutter gruffly to GREJORGIO, THE INVISIBLY-TENDRILLED SKULL. “I’ve been on that side of things, to be sure.” You squint your eyes at your new companion’s wispy, ethereal form. “You don’t much appear a force to be reckoned with, though…”
GREJORGIO regards you coolly through his empty eye sockets, the dim light of mushroom-glow glinting nigh-imperceptibly off his transparent body.
“I…. ssssee much. Mmmmake itemssss…. disappear.”
With this, he reproduces the MYSTERIOUS THROBBING ORB that seemed to draw the CTHULHUDOG, now lying dead in the murk of the sewers.
“I…. knowwww much. Curiossss ssssuch as thissss…. are plain to mmmme.”
As GREJORGIO holds the ORB, it begins to dissolve. As you watch, it glows, fades, and is gone. All that remains is a slight residue on the odd creature’s tendrils and an acrid, burning scent.
“Onnnce.” His voice seems to echo through the skull, and yours, and Time, and Space. “I mmmay bring to bear the fullllll power of objectssss ssssuch as thisssszzz. But onnnnly once.” Your fingers itch violently.
The militant noises outside seem to draw nearer. It sounds like they are beginning to search the area, door-to-door.
You decide to take what supplies you can from this place while there’s still time, and reach for a nearby NON-GLOWING MUSHROOM. It turns to your hand, and, with a puff of spores, begins to shriek.
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GRAB STUFF. DISCARD. GIVE ORB TO NUGS. SPREAD TAX.
You gather the bit of ROPE, the bubbling VIAL of liquid, and the obnoxiously-large GEM, throwing away your set of CARDS to make room and stuffing them into your BACKPACK.
You present the NUG KING with the MYSTERIOUS THROBBING ORB, but he (it?) scoffs: “You’ll not pawn that off on me! That’s what brought this ruin to us, you cretin!” You’ll just… hold it in your hand, you suppose.
Next, you attempt to SPREAD TAX to the NUGS. Having no source of income, they’re IMMUNE! One of them still gives you a COIN, though. You put it in your BACKPACK with the others.
The INVISIBLY-TENDRILLED SKULL looms behind you silently.
Exits are: SOUTH, UP.
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FLEX. DEMAND ANSWERS.
Releasing the INVISIBLE TENDRILS of the SCREAMING SKULL, you ride down the crumbling landslide on the back of your defeated foe’s corpse. The NUGS gather around you in awe. You flex mightily. They seem impressed.
“Behold!” You bellow, “I have slain this mighty trespasser to your lands! In return, as tribute, I demand information on Hallibuffer Oonx!”
“Pah!” The NUG KING spits on the ground before him. “You led this Overcity watch-beast straight to us; destroyed our home!” The NUGS around him begin to mumble, and he pauses, thoughtfully.
“As for Oonx, though… I’ll leave you to him. You’ll find him in the city-above-the-city, though I know of no map to lead you there. Now, leave us! Nark log arg og! Ag loog!”
With that, NUGS come swarming out of the shadows, hacking away at the CTHULHUDOG’S CORPSE and hauling off chunks of granite-tough meat. Items glint from behind its rib-bones.
The SKULL stops screaming and begins to untie itself from the ceiling.
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>>SQUEEZE THROUGH WOUND:
You grunt as you contort your meaty frame in an attempt to push it through the small wound you’ve cut into the CTHULHUDOG’s torso.
As you strain against the terrifying creature’s still-active stomach lining, you notice a slippery, jelly-like texture covering some parts of the opening. As you catch it shimmering lightly in the dim luminescence of the sewers around you, you realize that this must be part of the makeup of the SCREAMING SKULL you still hold in one hand.
You manage to squeeze your head and one arm through the opening before becoming hopelessly stuck. As you hold the SCREAMING SKULL above your head, you see its invisible tendrils unfurl, spreading upwards into the dank chamber.
The CTHULHUDOG, meanwhile, seems to be trying to scramble up the steep rockfall it caused on its way down. Ambient light shines down from the city above as the stony beast charges up, then slides down, again and again.
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